In case you were wondering. This is how I now look thanks to Susie's present to me. It seems this was destined to me ever since I 'shaved' my hair incredibly long back in 04. It took a while, a lot of little increments. Each time I would eventually get used to it and take a further step in the void, getting comfortable and doing it again, until this.

It just seems unusual that I get left with about half a dozen partial bottles of shampoo as a reward for being the last person in the flat.

Shampoo fight anyone?